I am a Nigerian Prince. If you were lucky enough to get a + and are looking to sell it to somebody for a good margin, I'm you're man.
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I am from Nigeria. I have a lot of money. I am willing to pay up to $5,000 USD for a single OneWheel +. It must not be opened and must be in the fresh brown box. For all those posting with their sales, please message me, I will wire you $5,000 USD.
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@Corlux said in I am a Nigerian Prince. If you were lucky enough to get a + and are looking to sell it to somebody for a good margin, I'm you're man.:
I will wire you $5,000 USD
Don't you mean that you will wire them $10k 'by accident' and tell them to return $2,500 to you and keep the rest for their troubles.
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@RandomNate Yes. I also have the option of sending gold via FedEx. You cannot use USPS otherwise it may be construed as mail fraud.
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lol, there are a couple of guys who posted in this forum you should contact -- you know, guys who were just crazy about getting a OW+ but then "things happened" so they're just "testing the market."
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@e-ball Yes I know. I was hoping I could buy from one of them. Do you remember who they were? I saw some of those posts yesterday but I can't find them. I wonder if FM deleted those posts. Dang it, I really wanted to pay premium to get my board now.
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I don't understand your joke or scam, you're here since 10 months and your request is unbelieveble! I hope now that @Julian will take care of you!
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This is absolutely not joke. Seriously. 100% for cereal. I will pay top dollar. Right now. Who do have to throw money at? I don't feel like waiting a few more weeks.
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Ships worldwide and you'll save plenty.
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I want one that is being sold due to personal circumstances. That is more collectible by my standards.
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@e-ball said in I am a Nigerian Prince. If you were lucky enough to get a + and are looking to sell it to somebody for a good margin, I'm you're man.:
lol, there are a couple of guys who posted in this forum you should contact -- you know, guys who were just crazy about getting a OW+ but then "things happened" so they're just "testing the market."
You're so cute and clever with your use of quotations and (not so subtle) insinuations.
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@Corlux I'd gladly send it to the address of your choice, but only if it's outside of the United States and you promise to pay me promptly upon receipt. If you agree to these terms, I will send you my personal information, including social security number, bank account and routing numbers and a brief autobiography so you can be certain you are sending payment to the right place.
What say you?
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LOLOLOL
Nigereans fameous worldwide LOL
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You will also need a fender 😎
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@OriginalEric Yes that is agreeable. Do you take bitcoin? Or etherium? I am a modern day prince. If I send you the cash digitally there won't be a taxable trace anywhere for you :)
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@njcustom and yes, one of blue fenders would be perfect.
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@OriginalEric Also Eric, are you REALLY the original? Because I just googled it and there are MANY many Erics out there. How do I know you are the original Eric and not trying to scam me?
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@OriginalEric said in I am a Nigerian Prince. If you were lucky enough to get a + and are looking to sell it to somebody for a good margin, I'm you're man.:
@Corlux I'd gladly send it to the address of your choice, but only if it's outside of the United States and you promise to pay me promptly upon receipt. If you agree to these terms, I will send you my personal information, including social security number, bank account and routing numbers and a brief autobiography so you can be certain you are sending payment to the right place.
What say you?
Oh me too, I love princes. When can i send you all of my personal information? Can I send it before I send the board? Hey I got it, send me 10 barrels of oil and some of those cool dancing horses you guys have over there and I will hand deliver my board.Wait a minute, I just looked at your profile picture. You are white? Ok, now I'm confused. I'll send you my bank info anyway, just to get things rolling.
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@Corlux my plus arrives on Monday, I'll sell you mine before I open it. And I'll hand deliver it within the 48 states faster than UPS ground. How is this you may ask? I'm a pilot and I can get anywhere in the US with 12 hours.
Delivery with 48 hours, cash only...with a 50% PayPal gift deposit up front.
Act now and I'll give you the Nigerian Prince special, only $5500. Special Nigerian Prince Shipping & Handling included.
Serious offers only.
