Onewheel Haiku



  • Floating on a cloud
    I forget things that bug me
    Happy for right now

    Float on.



  • I felt that...
    🙌🙏😇



  • True story



  • A floater from Nantucket
    ... ah, better save that one

    how about

    A onewheeler from from Mesquite
    I thought I had magic feet
    Untill with a curb
    my ride did disturb
    My body the ground did meet.



  • You went and started a poetry thread, well the dams broken, can't put the flood back now.

    Snow boarders lament-
    If only it wasn't so cold,
    my fingers I can barely feel.
    These lift lines take forever,
    if only I could ride uphill.
    These boots are big and clunky,
    they clomp like wood and steel.
    So much work for a little sliding,
    if only my board had a Wheel.



  • @McFloaty
    In the beginning to the OneWheel, I was new

    The quest to minimize foot fatigue and engage the sensor, must get the right shoe

    Then one day Blasting up the trail.. was feeling super alive,
    and met the nose dive....

    A very true story!



  • Should rename this from Haiku to Poetry lol

    Let’s make a rap next

    Yo yo, this goes out to all of my homies with onewheels
    Riding around towns and cities
    Hating the life sitting still

    The float life goes on everyday
    No matter the weather
    No matter whether the sky is blue or gray
    No matter whether you’re riding +, XR, or pint
    Forever together must the onewheel family stay

    Shredding all over the continents, different countries
    Customizing their boards with mods
    Regardless of whether you’re from seventies, eighties, or nineties
    Riders of all different ages, colors, and sexes
    One mission is to mark up the leaderboards, roads, and trails with X’s

    Bluetooth issues? batteries dying?
    All that we can overcome
    Forever we’re all gonna keep trying
    To get FM to listen to our feedback
    On days we’re not riding, we’re at work
    Grinding away to get that check
    Just so we can spend more money on mods
    Well there goes the 10 mins of my life I’ll never get back
    Thanks for reading my smack



  • Leaning back and forth
    No remote to kill the float
    This is just blissful



  • Sixteen is too fast
    Pushback is too important
    Bleeding too much now

    Float on.
    PS- my first speed cutout on pint last night, after over 1400 miles. My bad, which makes it hurt a little more somehow...
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  • @Sponge315 amazing stuff. Floating is undefinable, but love the ways we try.



  • @Ramphex no rules to words and fun, and thread titles. awesome.



  • @AussieWheeler sublime.



  • @McFloaty, this week I was getting a little rowdy singing "Onewheel Sally" and had my first cut-out in 5700 miles on my V1. Somehow I saved it, but the nose came oh-so-close to pavement.



  • @blkwalnutgrwr Holy crap! 5700 miles? That's almost crossing the country and then heading all the way back!



  • @SixFootFiveGuy, one of the Onewheelers I have met referring to my mileage said, "You retired guys..."



  • @blkwalnutgrwr happily not retired yet, but getting close. Lucky to have a job where floating is an advantage most days, so I do...still charge up at night for neighborhood street sweeps-can’t get off it.



  • @blkwalnutgrwr

    “Onewheel Sally” - parody on “Mustang Sally” by Bonnie Rice recorded by Wilson Pickett and later by the Commitments

    Onewheel Sally, think you better slow your Onewheel down
    Onewheel Sally, think you better slow your Onewheel down
    You been running all over the town now
    Oh! I guess I'll have to put your pretty feet on the ground
    All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride
    All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride
    All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride
    One of these early mornings, oh, you gonna be wiping your weeping eyes

    I bought you a brand new Onewheel serial number ...001965
    Now you come around a fine-balanced woman, Oh! you don't want to let me ride
    Onewheel Sally, think you better slow your Onewheel down
    You been running all over the town now
    Oh! I guess I'll have to put your strong-ankled feet on the ground
    All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride
    All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride
    All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, ride



  • Purchase makes you broke
    Worth starving onewheel carving
    Priceless is the stoke


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