If I've genuinely upset anyone with my post(s)above... I sincerely apologies.. Just Onewheel/Pinkbike are the only two places I found on the net without any hassle n just good vibes n seeing all the bad-vibes made me feel like I had (wrongly) to say something.
I remember waiting for my first OneWheel and yes the wait for pure torture and pretty much only one of the times i felt like a kid again waiting for Xmas... A few weeks seemed like a lifetime.
The OneWheel is the greatest "TOY" I personally have every bought, & I say toy because it makes me feel like a kid and puts a huge grin on my face pretty every-time i get on it, over the years I've spent 10-100x more on gadgets/cars/bikes/toys and I simply never got the pure fun I get out of the OneWheel every time I step on it.
It really is a life/style game changer.
My advice would be to try not to check this website everyday or it will probably only make the wait harder, but once you do that first carve or feel like you are floating for the first time all this angst will be instantly forgotten.